Why I'll never be a beauty blogger

Yes, I've dabbled in nail art and yes, I've occasionally bought a lipstick I'm never going to wear just because the packaging looks fancy... But I'll never be a beauty blogger. 

Everyone's experience is different. Just because one beauty product works for me, doesn't mean it's going to work for you. And it usually doesn't work for me.

Once you've seen one lipstick swatch, you've pretty much seen them all. 
Staring at my face, putting stuff on my face, taking pictures of my face, talking about stuff on my face. I find it all just a bit... Yawn.
Pale and interesting > smelling like biscuits.
Yup, I've bought into the hype before. I've picked up an Urban Decay Naked eye shadow palette. My verdict? Loads of brown eye shadows. Nice case.
Oh, you got that for free, did you? Would you really be blogging about it otherwise?
I've got mega sensitive, acne prone skin. Sounds dreamy, doesn't it?
My make-up helps me look more like a human. If I woke up with perfect skin, the last thing I'd be thinking about would be what to cover it up in. Every day would be a no make-up selfie day.
I store my make up in a box. A cardboard box. That's not exactly Instagram friendly.
Cats, coffee, Germany, big scarves, learning stuff, making stuff, jewellery, flowers, music, reading, walking, reading, road trips, snowboarding, writing, reading. Just a few of the things I'd much rather be doing.
Since when were pores so bad?
Everything I know about eyeliner I learned from Lauren Luke.
When I find a make-up product that works, I stick with it. If I was a beauty blogger all I'd be writing about is Bare Minerals. Every week. Forever.
Drink water, go outside, wear suncream and dry shampoo solves everything. That's it. That's all I know. 

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